Jokes In Urdu

Aik     bewakoof  :        Kitni harani ki baat he ke ande mai se choza nikalta he.
Dosra bewakoof  :        Is se bhi harani ki baat he ke choza ande ke ander jata kaisay he.




Fakeer           :    Begum sahiba bhokay ke liye khana he.
Begum sahiba :    He mager we bhoka abhi dafter se nahi aaya.